Silver Tongue

Nov 18

musicalhell:

probablyfrickenweirdrpgideas:

elfgrove:

…I just had a disturbing thought.

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Someone totally ought to work that into an Urban Fantasy tale.

DO IT

I’m 100% here for Fair Folk insurance agents.

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straightboyfriend:

straightboyfriend:

there is no medical component to a trans kid transitioning

if a little trans boy comes out to his parents & is like 4 all youd do for his transition is cut his hair, buy a new wardrobe, & switch pronouns & possibly change names

no one is gonna put a little 4 year old on testosterone OR puberty blockers until theyre actually about to start puberty & then they give them a few years to really decide if they want to start hormones

a trans kid existing isnt “child abuse.”
child abuse is refusing to let your kid live their lives as they truly are & forcing them to present as a gender they arent

radfems who interact with this post will be blocked & your argument will not be read or even considered. i do not care about the opinion of a transphobe & my original post still stands.

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pacificrim:

oh now heres a thought: theres a very large chance that out there is a fantroll created by none other than dril himself

what are the odds that drills fantroll is in hiveswap?

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b4us:

thepillgrums:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

Good news everyone! As of 11/17/17, Squidward no longer says he gets triggered during Spongebob the Musical!

If I read this sentence years ago I would’ve had an aneurysm

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when the GM starts homebrewing monsters

thegmsighs:

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fullyrealized:

i think the thing that makes me angriest about the entire culture of people being forced to set up online fundraisers for things like medical treatments and basic necessities is that at least 99% of the people who donate are people who are ALSO struggling but just slightly less, people who think “well i was saving this $20 for lunch this week but this person who needs chemo could probably use it more”, while a single billionaire could fund every online fundraiser in existence and not even notice a dent in their wealth

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flurgburgler:

My husband just referred to sand as heterosexual glitter

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koboi-argetlam-bookfandoms:

sos-fandoms:

tanoraqui:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

oh-mother-of-darkness:

Who wants to hear my new conspiracy theory about lawyers

  1. Can’t legally lie, but they trade in half-truths and misleading language
  2. Obsessed with contracts
  3. Required to follow the letter (but not the spirit) of the law
  4. Really good at exploiting loopholes
  5. Range from semi-helpful to openly malevolent

Conclusion?? Faeries

consider alternately, lawyers:

  • skilled at exploiting loopholes
  • habitually do not give definitive answers (”innocent until proved guilty”)
  • but also seek, demand, material proof of all suppositions
  • well-practiced researchers and judges of character
  • often very helpful; indeed, a legal right
  • yet just as oft maligned in jokes and stories for the masses

conclusion? ancient order dedicated to defending humanity from the Fair Folk, who in turn seek to undermine their popular support

Obviously the truth is both. Half the lawyers are fae, and the other half are anti-fae.

EVERY COURT CASE IS THE CONTINUATION OF AN ANCIENT BATTLE BETWEEN FAE AND ANCIENT ANTI FAE BROTHERHOOD SPREAD THE WORD

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thivus:
“ enbyrevan:
“ frost-ronin:
“Lmao
”
Okay but how much is of that is “yeah EA really fucked up with this” and how much of it is racist white people angry because the lead character of the story is an South Asian woman?
” ”

thivus:

enbyrevan:

frost-ronin:

Lmao

Okay but how much is of that is “yeah EA really fucked up with this” and how much of it is racist white people angry because the lead character of the story is an South Asian woman?

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