Silver Tongue

Nov 17

vampire-kohai:
mxxn-kitten:
stonedlilbrat:
mxxn-kitten:
Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it
*classes is cancelled *
Me- God???? Is that you???
Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today
Boss:
(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)
Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️
I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2
Reblog this post to get something you want

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

agenderpinkiepie:

english class is just everybody reading a story, saying their headcannons and the professor deciding whether or not we are valid

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

peachsnakes:

new political compass go

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

trainthief:

technically i had parents but in a realer sense dragonology and egyptology raised me and wizardology was my cool uncle who let me play with his knife

(via )

communistbakery:

honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

(via newbarrk)

forte8910:

raetherandom:
Why the fuck are his ARMS in a magic chest?

HOW DID HE OPEN THE MAGIC CHEST WITH NO ARMS.
There are few things more beautiful than witnessing the birth of a Homestuck.

(via newbarrk)

[video]