people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out
callout posts in 2014:
this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
callout posts in 2015:
this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
callout posts in 2016:
this user Actually A Nazi
callout posts in 2017:
this user watches an anime I don't like
callout posts in 2018:
i went through this user's youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they're a bad person
callout posts in 2019:
this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
callout posts in 2020:
this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn
as much as i hear people giving different versions of d&d a hard time for “making everyone a mage” or other similar “but if everyone has it then no-one is special!” complaints, im surprised i never hear the same of darkvision
like holy shit. only 3 out of the 9 core races DON’T have darkvision.
so torches are a human/halfling/dragonborn invention that basically no one else bothered to mess with. and like, why isn’t that addressed more? why isn’t that worked into more game worlds? because that would definitely change shit up if 2/3rds of the civilizations most people know of don’t bother with illuminating dark places because they don’t need to.
especially with so many settings having so much magic in them. like you…don’t really need light to even read. what’s to stop such magical people from having touch-activated self-illuminating text? and why would people who’ve never needed light to see in the dark bother with writing systems that you need light to see anyway? you honestly expect me to believe that no one figured out some fantasy equivalent of braille? that no one knew how to write until humans or halflings or dragonborn figured it out and passed it on to these races that live so effing much longer than them?
-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now
-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know
-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things
-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*
-”what time is it where you are again”
-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest
-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo
-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots
-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”
-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*
feel free to add
-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*
-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”
-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
-Typing like this because you need to make everyone wait for the rest of your text like wait for my text in excitement
-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”
-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy
Tumblr: Boycott Coco! It’s made by white people and is offensive to Mexicans!
Meanwhile, in Mexico:
🙄🙄 Ignorant people. It’s not offensive, even if it was made by white people. Just a complete copy of an amazing movie (Book of Life) this movie is doing well because well, it’s a DISNEY movie.
Go watch both Coco and Book of Life and learn more about Mexican culture.
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@erikaamichelle Nope, not even that. Coco is Not a ‘Complete Copy’ Of Book Of Life. It is actually Completely different from that film in so many ways! The only thing they have in common is Dia De Muertos. And these points are what I’m standing by.
• Focuses On Mexican Heritage And tradition while Book Of Life is more based on Spanish.
• Disney/Pixar didn’t turn down Book Of Life! That was DreamWorks
• The stories are NOT the same
• Completely different art styles.
• Mexican heritage Representation.
• Heavily researched and detailed for authenticity and respect.
• All Hispanic Cast.
• The two films went into Production a few years apart. This film isn’t anything new.
• And The Team behind Book Of Life is in full support of Coco and are wishing it much success! There is no rivalry at all between them at all.
If Hallmark can make 85000000 Christmas movies around the same fucking premise (lonely cishet white people find love on Christmas) then we can have two popular Dia de los Muertos cartoons without cries of “plagiarism” thrown around.
I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.
This is the worst, but also strangest timeline.
We are watching as what once was satiracle ‘news’ sites do nothing more then be themselves, but slowly, certainly, become real journalist as all ‘real’ journalists devolve into satire worthy jokes around them.
I can almost see turning to some kid in the next 10-20 years that needs help on their goverment homework where you usually have to use a news thing as a source and regal them with the tale that once upon a time, The Onion was a comedy site not to ever be take seriously.
{edit} (i know there are a lot of actual journalists, the great ones espeically are frustrated by how the industry has been changing and basically forcing them out. I wouldn’t be surprised if The Onion was actually hiring some of these guys. And yes, I know that Fox has been a joke even before the push against ‘fake news’ (read: before our fucking cod piece in chief claimed actual news as liars)
raven-dreaming-deactivated20210 asked: whats your opinion on a roxy and calliope looking a bunch of frogs and being covered by them and them being super cute because i think it would look great in your art pretty please
