Silver Tongue

Nov 17

eternal-nova:

anxiety-unlimited:

darkwingsnark:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

heartandstride:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

marykathryn1:

evil-little-princess-from-hell:

pussifoot:

pussifoot:

So Captain Underpants explores the friendship between a gay boy and a black bisexual boy and y’all wanna say Beauty and the Beast was the pinnacle of gay representation in children’s films huh

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Captain Underpants comes out on Pride Month. Coincidence? I think the fuck NOT.

Excuse but Harold and George aint gay.

You miss the book where Harold has a husband?

Fanfiction aint canon

It’s in the official books written by the actual author, so it is canon. Pilkey wrote it, so it’s canon. 

I refuse to believe he willingly inserted a political agenda into a popular, established children series

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Oh look, stuff from the book! The actual canon book. 

Look at Harold with his husband and kids. Very small but super poignant. 

LOL @ ‘wouldn’t put political agendas in children’s books’. 

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The shit that always pisses me off is whenever someone adds a gay character to something fun and harmless, it’s always described as inserting a “political agenda”. Like bitch, my sexuality is in no way shape or form political. The only ones making it political are the assfucks in washington whose marriages are so weak that two guys kissing can destroy it.

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official-deutschland:

adhdheather:

to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and there’s 5280 feet in a mile

To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre you just remember “1000” because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn’t invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

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chantosakura:

sknjob:

top reasons to get married

  1. Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
  2. love i guess

john mulaney ghostwrote this

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johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:
“mindareadsoots:
“What would make it even better is if it was John’s bathtub specifically.
”
John’s bathtub shouldn’t be in this quote.
”

johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:

mindareadsoots:

What would make it even better is if it was John’s bathtub specifically.

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John’s bathtub shouldn’t be in this quote.

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dirksglassesasamoustache:
“tereziwheresheshouldntbe:
“ xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be:
“ tereziwheresheshouldntbe:
“ theflyingsnakecat:
“ terezisglassesonstuff:
“ omnipresentcalibornin:
“ aegagrusscholarship:
“ solluxsglassesonstuff:
“...

dirksglassesasamoustache:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

theflyingsnakecat:

terezisglassesonstuff:

omnipresentcalibornin:

aegagrusscholarship:

solluxsglassesonstuff:

jade-under-stuff:

sitska:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

aradiawheresheshouldntbe:

swifermopping:

duttlewhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

rosewheresheshouldbe:

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Rose should be requesting her wand from Casey.

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Terezi should not have just handed Rose the Wand she requested

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John’s bathtub shouldn’t be the place Terezi just got Rose’s wand from.

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lots of teeny terezis shouldnt be in johns bathtub

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The duttle souldn’t be the wand handed to Rose from John’s bathtub filled with lot’s of teeny terezis

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Aradia should not be staring as you boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

…this needs to stop 

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Sorry Redglare, you know that’s not how things work around here

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Jade is oblivious to the growing chaos under a chalky powderbank under Swifer’s foot.

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The chaos continues

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a dog appears

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i’M ALREADY HERE

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H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 

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casey has returned

Golly

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Xefros shouldn’t be taking a selfie to commemorate the clusterfuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

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Everyone now has a glorious moustache.

(via newbarrk)

dirksglassesasamoustache:
“tereziwheresheshouldntbe:
“ xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be:
“ tereziwheresheshouldntbe:
“ theflyingsnakecat:
“ terezisglassesonstuff:
“ omnipresentcalibornin:
“ aegagrusscholarship:
“ solluxsglassesonstuff:
“...

dirksglassesasamoustache:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

xefros-where-he-shouldnt-be:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

theflyingsnakecat:

terezisglassesonstuff:

omnipresentcalibornin:

aegagrusscholarship:

solluxsglassesonstuff:

jade-under-stuff:

sitska:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

aradiawheresheshouldntbe:

swifermopping:

duttlewhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

johnsbathtubwhereitshouldntbe:

tereziwheresheshouldntbe:

rosewheresheshouldbe:

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Rose should be requesting her wand from Casey.

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Terezi should not have just handed Rose the Wand she requested

image

John’s bathtub shouldn’t be the place Terezi just got Rose’s wand from.

image

lots of teeny terezis shouldnt be in johns bathtub

image

The duttle souldn’t be the wand handed to Rose from John’s bathtub filled with lot’s of teeny terezis

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Aradia should not be staring as you boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.

…this needs to stop 

image

Sorry Redglare, you know that’s not how things work around here

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Jade is oblivious to the growing chaos under a chalky powderbank under Swifer’s foot.

image

The chaos continues

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a dog appears

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i’M ALREADY HERE

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H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4 

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casey has returned

Golly

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Xefros shouldn’t be taking a selfie to commemorate the clusterfuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

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Everyone now has a glorious moustache.

(via newbarrk)

art-and-anarchism:
“As simple as that.
”

art-and-anarchism:

As simple as that.

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couleedogs:
“Minute Rice right after I woke him up to eat… Incase you were wondering what an axolotl yawning looks like!
”

couleedogs:

Minute Rice right after I woke him up to eat… Incase you were wondering what an axolotl yawning looks like!

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emlz:
“wop wop wop
”

emlz:

wop wop wop

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yaboidavestrider:

tfw theres a major discord outage and its like i guess this is it ill never speak to any of my friends or my boyfriend again, its time to fulfill my role as a nasty old hermit

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