Silver Tongue

Nov 17

cryptideridan:

hey here i’ll share my own eridan headcanon. actually it’s more of a theory i’ve had for quite a while. u know his glowing wand?

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of course u do. u know how powerful it was, shooting a white beam of pure energy…. kind of akin to lighting.

do u know another prince who shoots lightning? i do!!

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hm…. but no wand. well, let’s go back to eridan.

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that’s weird… the energy seems to swell PAST the wand, and a bit up his arm? it also seems to swell around his entire body when he uses it in full force. that seems….. actually p similar to another hope player, don’t u think?

ok so, THEORY: the wand wasn’t a source of powerful energy or magical at all! i think the wand worked as more of a catalyst for eridan’s untapped powers he would’ve otherwise been able to use if he ascended to god tier.

had he gone god tier, he’d be able to shoot that shit out his hands at pure will. god damn.

that would make sense based on what rose qwas told about her “magic” that the wand was just a catalyst for some greater power.

(via metaname)

spookyoboro:

spookyoboro:

my favorite thing about the title ‘teenage mutant ninja turtles’ is how every word throws you a new curveball

like, teenage? Solid starting point. Popular protagonist demographic. I can understand that. Suddenly hard left into ‘mutant’ and oh shit that’s wild are we going into xmen territory here? How are they gonna play this? Let’s wait and s- ninjas? Yo this can’t possibly get cooler ninjas are wild right? And then suddenly they end with ‘turtles’ and your hopes and dreams don’t know what to do anymore and your entire worldview has been shattered. Good title.

(via deep-sea-prince)

chefpyro:

me, at any time: *enters a room*

estelle, compulsively, somewhere in the world: “here comes a thot”

genderfuckt:

witchcryptid:

Who is up here respecting trans lesbians on this fine November night hit that mf reblog

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(via deep-sea-prince)

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frost-ronin:
“Lmao
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frost-ronin:

Lmao

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livebloggingmydescentintomadness:
“ ffermented-salmonella:
“ goddessolga:
“ since1938:
“My man Jesus
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What story is that?
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Matthew 18:9
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“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.” ”

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

ffermented-salmonella:

goddessolga:

since1938:

My man Jesus

What story is that?

Matthew 18:9

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

(via deep-sea-prince)

fungeonmaster-frisk:

queen-of-the-pengus:

queen-of-the-pengus:

Apperantly Google assistant has a crush on siri

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Google is gay, straights can’t use it anymore

I thought this was gonna be a subtle joke but apparently not

(via deep-sea-prince)

elucidativeillusionist:
“the sufferer’s final sermon
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elucidativeillusionist:

the sufferer’s final sermon

(via moonpaw)