Silver Tongue

Apr 04

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This little asshole keeps getting into a bird feeder, so we need to test how small is *too* small

aviatordragons:

gif87a-com:

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3 inch opening: no problem

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2.75 inch opening: Easy

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2.5 inch opening: doing fine

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2.25 inch opening: Bit of a struggle, but as Mr Meeseeks says: CAAAN DOO!

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2 inch opening: Alright, lets try chewing the opening a bit, As long as we get the nuts into the mouth (huhuhu) we good I guess…

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Uh-oh… Steve is getting greedy

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:insert grunts of effort here:

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Taking a break…

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The guy who made the original video decided after a long struggle to help Steve out.

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A New Challenger approaches!

1.75 inchs: Quote Mr Meseeks: “OOOHHH HE’S TRYING”

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GIMME GIMME GIMME

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He ends up giving up.

Source: Chris Notap - Squirrel ● literally ● bites off more than he can chew ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS4ach0CwN4

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Put chilli flakes on the bird seed. Birds cant taste it and it doesnt hurt them but squirrels can and they DO NOT like the spicy

(via scafe-dragon)

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Anonymous asked: you lech. dont tell me your going to do.... CHEEK SMOOCHES

pasteldaemon:

apinchofvanilla-deactivated2018:

We’re going 200% degenerate- Cheek smooches are only a pit stop on this depraved debauchery road trip!

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mint-and-love:
“almightywineheda:
“ fed-ex-official:
“ huntingfishinglovingeveryday:
“ I have questions
”
To get to the other side
”
Moana (2016)
”
@beardiemod”

mint-and-love:

almightywineheda:

fed-ex-official:

huntingfishinglovingeveryday:

I have questions

To get to the other side

Moana (2016)

@beardiemod

(Source: latadelixo, via mint-and-love)

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(Source: twitter.com, via thatsthat24)

porunareff:
“sorry I can’t go to work today it’s an international holiday
”

porunareff:

sorry I can’t go to work today it’s an international holiday

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

edolce:

how can u marathon ghibli movies… theyre special. theyre luxuries.. u have to space them out. a single ghibli film makes u heal and affects u so much. u lose out on that power when u force yourself into a marathon

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charlesoberonn:

When you get into unnecessary discourse

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