Silver Tongue

Apr 03

forceyourway:

teawitch:

writing-prompt-s:

While putting your favorite condiment on a sandwich, you accidentally make a magical occult symbol and summon a demon.

You silently take two more slices of bread out of the package and make another sandwich. You put it on a plate with a handful of potato chips and hand it to the demon. He takes the sandwich, smiles and vanishes in a puff of demonic smoke. The next day you get that job promotion you were after. There was no contract. No words spoken. You owe nothing. But every now and then, another demon pops in for lunch. Demons don’t often get homemade sandwiches. 

The best <3

after a while you start gain enough financial stability to open up a diner. demons from all over come and enjoy their lunch break there. Some pay in money and some pay with fortune. you you enjoy listening to the succubi gossip and such. Then, one day, an angelic figure walks in.

(via robustquestioner)

meow-tickles:

saburx:

meow-tickles:

I was on the phone with my 7-year-old cousin and can i say that i have a newfound respect for him like damn

He has pokemon sun and his team??

Nothing but wishiwashi and incineroar

Like what the fuck

How in the shit

He BEAT THE GAME with this team

5 fish fucks and an angry ass cat

I’m scared of him and his five fish

How??

I asked and all he said was “I believe in them” he’s gonna be the purest badass when he grows up

(via dan-mcneely)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via robustquestioner)

leebasampson:

memelovingbot:

this is a picture of the bart at the moment of death.

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(via gearholder)

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petite-pumpkin:
“Little visitors!
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petite-pumpkin:

Little visitors!

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gemrys:
“i made this with my own two hands
”

gemrys:

i made this with my own two hands

(via bloodsbane)