the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this
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it’s mike wazowski.
go hard or go home motherfucker
this took 16 hours, suck my dick
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you dont get context
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idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today
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did i really have to draw it? no
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raw meat flavored jelly belly
hotdog with ketchup flavored jelly belly
just make your own jelly bean post
flavored jelly belly
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When someone insults you:
When someone insults your friends:
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So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb
The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying
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wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg
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Dear America,
The UK just voted for racism, hatred, fear and stupidity. Please don’t make the same mistake in November.
Sincerely,
Britain
You utter fucktrumpets.
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