Silver Tongue

Apr 02

andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

(via gearholder)

cyanocitta-blattidae:

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you dont get context

(via vampirekin-deactivated20190403)

dimitrajoy:
“idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today
”

dimitrajoy:

idk what this ad is actually saying but it SURE AS HELL sounds like 50 stray dogs are going to eat the 43-year-old remains of pet groomer jenny baxter at 5 pm today

(Source: breadlesbian, via dan-mcneely)

mayasaura:
“did i really have to draw it? no
”

mayasaura:

did i really have to draw it? no

(Source: shayminsgarden, via epic-divorceman)

dan-mcneely:

kelleyelizabet:

eyeofthelionfish:

kelleyelizabet:

raw meat flavored jelly belly

hotdog with ketchup flavored jelly belly

just make your own jelly bean post

flavored jelly belly

(via dan-mcneely)

whotfareyoupeople:

When someone insults you:

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When someone insults your friends:

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(via scafe-dragon)

dftba99:

dreemurr-the-dank-meemurr:

So apparently I just picked up an $8,000 organ off of the curb

The few seconds before I realized you meant the instrument were terrifying

(Source: draggofur-blog, via scafe-dragon)

dongboss:
“ kibokko:
“ wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg
” ”

dongboss:

kibokko:

wow! what kind of chicken lay that egg

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(Source: candida44, via deep-sea-prince)

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finalfantasyvii:

grawly:

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(via dan-mcneely)

fishcustardandclintbarton:

fishcustardandclintbarton:

Dear America,

The UK just voted for racism, hatred, fear and stupidity. Please don’t make the same mistake in November.

Sincerely,

Britain

You utter fucktrumpets.

(via deep-sea-prince)