Silver Tongue

Nov 13

vampireapologist:
it’s been years and I haven’t stopped thinking about how in Iowa City there’s a Mexican restaurant called Cactus and it was always too full bc ppl love it so they opened another one right down the street and called it Cactus 2
which is LITERALLY the opening setup to the spongebob movie?????
LIKE

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chefpyro:

cuckandballtorture:
chefpyro:
Me as a waitor: welcome sir, what would you like to vore tonight?
wow, tumblr user cuck and ball torture, you sure showed me

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

catlips001:

(Its a joke guys)

(via demilypyro)

lizardsister:

when the DM says “roll initiative”

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faeriefountain:

sodomymcscurvylegs:
Looting in RPGs like:

(via demilypyro)

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flyingbird27:

korrawarriorprincess:
vampireapologist:
vampireapologist:
vampireapologist:
book: “she has naturally red hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “she has naturally curly hair”
screen adaptation:
book: “red hair, freckles”
screen adaptation:
Book: “she was black”
Movie adaptation:
Book: They were Asian.
Movie adaptation:

(via newbarrk)