Silver Tongue

Nov 12

discount-supervillain:
“listen, all I’m sayin’ is that until we see the birth certificate we can’t be sure that Obama wasn’t born in Mobius
”

discount-supervillain:

listen, all I’m sayin’ is that until we see the birth certificate we can’t be sure that Obama wasn’t born in Mobius

(via bloodsbane)

fuck-customers:
“-Rodney
”

fuck-customers:

-Rodney

(via the-steve-vrc)

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classicmeevs:

nobodyelsewillbethere:

nobodyelsewillbethere:

im going to sleep but someone please remind me to put pictures of chicken little and griffin mcelroy next to each other when i wake up tomorrow

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Griffin McElroy is not a coward

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

chefpyro:

Hey guys, check out this new game I bought.

It’s called Ninja Gaiden, it’s supposed to be totally hard!

Hya! Hargh!

Oh my god! Bwuaah!

OH, YOU THINK THAT’S HARD? I’M JUST THE TUTORIAL LEVEL. THAT’S THE NEXT LEVEL OVER THERE

Worship.

OH GOD HELP ME

GOD CAN’T HELP YOU NOWW

HEY. there’s a ninja with huge boobs over there.

Hi.

Uh, COOL?

IT WOULD BE IF YOU WEREN’T GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SO HARD! HHARH!

HEY, YOU BITCH. I’M THE STRATEGY GUIDE. YOU CAN’T MESS WITH ME.

Thank god you’re here!

Don’t worry pal. I’ll-HUGH!

Oh god.

chefpyro:

pyronoid-d:

chefpyro:

“Samsung phones are too big” maybe for a little BABY with tiny little BABY hands

me calling you on my brand new Samsung Galaxy S9 Mini

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me attempting to answer on a tiny baby phone using my Large Manly Hands


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mysharona1987:
“This is my new head canon.
”

mysharona1987:

This is my new head canon.

(via bloodsbane)

megapostsoflastminuteart:

When it’s 2011 and you’re a 12 year old on YouTube

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(via demilypyro)

(via thatsthat24)