Silver Tongue

Feb 22

itsseriouslyridiculous:
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tomorrow is two’s day everyone!
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itsseriouslyridiculous:

the-memedaddy:

meirl

tomorrow is two’s day everyone!

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Feb 21

fumbledeegrumble:

kaijuno:

emilyblaine:

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skittlesandnarwhals:

kaijuno:

anticapitilizationbureau:

kaijuno:

issayourfavenerd:

kaijuno:

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

OP don’t leave us in suspense

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Originally posted by co2rat

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq.  You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

this is a wonderful post because it shows that people can be a fucking genius but it won’t guarantee they’ll be good at everything

intelligence and wisdom are two different stats for a reason

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sabertoothwalrus:

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local earthbender calls fire lord slurs

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Anonymous asked:

Well golly! Seems we've got ourselves another member of the Flowey Fan Club!!!

askfallenroyalty:

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he-who-ships:

luisonte:

Yeah science

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

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spacedewey:

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think “It’s fucken wimdy” when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

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liquidstar:

liquidstar:

the worst moment of my life was when i was in highschool and we were talking about famous serial killers and i confidently blurted out “jeff the killer!!” and everyone was like… hes not real. and i was like yes he is wtf? you guys dont know about jeff the killer? he killed prostitutes in victorian england? and then they just all looked at me like i was an idiot. jack the ripper. i meant jack the ripper.

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its not my fault my mind works like this

wait there should be an E after the J

Feb 20

napsapnapsap-archive:

napsapnapsap-archive:

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

im talking about this bitch btw

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twist it by hand with some cloth protecting your palm

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zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.

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also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

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