Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?
Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.
what the shit does that mean
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you: sexual intercourse
me, an intellectual:
You’re not wrong…
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the opposite of “i hate it! thanks” is “i love it! fuck you”
When ur friends post some really rad art and say that it sucks
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no one, ever: can i get fuckin uhhhhhhhh trickster gs cal
me: yeah sure
no kin tags pls
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you don’t have to make everyone relatable or even human
you don’t have to make
everyone relatable
or even human
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
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