yo danny fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very strange machine it was designed to view a world unseen when it didn’t work his folks they just quit then danny took a look inside of it there was a great big flash everything just changed his molecules got all rearranged when he first woke up he had realized he was the clown
you, naively placing your faith in Moore's Law:
i can't wait to upload my consciousness into a computer
me, knowing humanity is on the brink of unheralded breakthroughs in biological and genetic technology:
i can't wait to have special surgery to remove all the bones in my body and let me slosh around on the floor like a half-empty water balloon