Silver Tongue

Jun 01

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whencartoonsruletheworld:
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.
No they aren’t.
yes they are. because they are fluffye.
OK yes they are.
Dog
Dog
Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs
No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.
They’re a dog.
yeah they’re fluffye
theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?
checkmate athiests
fluffye
okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused
If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.
Behold! A dog.
of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.
Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”
Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.
#‘but if they’re dogs so are [proceeds to list dogs]’
This site is free.
They’re all just good dogs. 13/10. No notes.

foxes are dogs and sharks are smooth

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vaspider:

Dee Huez

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fricktic:
made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish
and a joyous one for when there is love abound
can i make a contribution?
for when the whole gang is being real autistic about something
For when you say something absolutely horrid in the group chat
Three blind mice.

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tunnelsaints:
theres a fine line between skyrim mods that are designed by the horniest, most cum-poisoned minds in gaming history, and the mods that are also exactly that but somehow loop back around to being so fucking funny and iconic and i think this mod hits that exact point
wow ! thanks for sharing liz !

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Happy pride gamers

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nightcore has been invented for the sixth or seventh time

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