Silver Tongue

Apr 22

[video]

demilypyro:
I can’t help being the queen of all gamers okay I’m sorry
Queen of all Gamers is a metaphorical title bestowed based on merit, it does not involve the divine right of kings

its a klingon promotion style monarchy?

bundibird:

how superstitious are you?
not at all (superstition has absolutely zero bearing on my life/behaviour)
mildly (no major impact on life, but wont, say, walk under a ladder)
a bit (have thrown salt over your shoulder for good luck)
very (superstitions have a regular and tangible impact on my life/behaviour)
will deliberately engage in superstitious activities to see whether they work
See Results

(via liquidstar)

ithrowshoesatconservatives:

aspergersissues:
this gets so much funnier when you consider that people literally just live on mount everest, there’s a perfect parallel between random europeans “discovering” a mountain that people already live on and medical professionals suddenly discovering autism despite people having it going back god knows how long

(via newbarrk)

alpinechamomile:

aromanticgoldfish-deactivated202:
irlwakko:
who suffered more
jesus christ
dr. heinz doofenshmirtz
See Results
Got halfway through a snarky response about nativity scenes pretty universally having Joseph also in that barn before remembering that Jesus’ dad is, fairly famously, a guy who is not Joseph

(via newbarrk)

peach-pot:

carterinwonderland:
for science…
What time do you normally have dinner?
before 5 pm
5pm
6pm
7pm
8pm
9pm
after 9pm
See Results
if you reblog this you should tag it with what you voted and which country you’re from.

There should be an option for “no consistent dinnertime”

(via newbarrk)

blackleader369 asked:

Does Stripe also has Mewtwo 'slap whatever touches belly' instinct or are they more chill abt it?

xxtc-96xx:

the genes would be far too strong

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

greenbergsays:
frogdaduntitled:
basementvampz:
basementvampz:
me to a cishet: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!
them: that’s weird :|
me to an lgbtq+ person: hey look up the fire snail!!!!!!!!
them: :O!!!!!!! fire snail!!!!!!!!!!
fire snail.
:00000 fire snail
The fact that this isn’t called a lava snail is some grade-A bullshit
MAGMA SNAIL

(via demilypyro)

duckdotcom:

jame7t:
hhhrk. gggrrrg. *changes several core aspects of your personality when you’re not looking*
normally this would infuriate me but I feel uncharacteristically calm and forgivibg

(via snapscube)

lilacandladybugs:

lilacandladybugs:
my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring
*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

(via taffybuns)