Silver Tongue

Mar 27

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

good responses to being stabbed with a sword (part 2)

honorable mentions

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celestial-sytry:
“*reposts thing to Tumblr*
”

celestial-sytry:

*reposts thing to Tumblr*

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superior-grandtheftauto-tune:
“ superior-grandtheftauto-tune:
“ That time Samurai Jack almost fucked the dull shit out of Aku.
” ”

superior-grandtheftauto-tune:

superior-grandtheftauto-tune:

That time Samurai Jack almost fucked the dull shit out of Aku.

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pax-britannica:

writing-prompt-s:

Tired of being mocked, hundreds of village idiots band together to make their own village.

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“Who wants omelets?”

yourplayersaidwhat:

Our druid just received this unknown magical egg from a street salesman.

Druid: “How long til it hatches??”

DM: “Roll to find out”

Druid: *Rolls a 1*

DM: “You got too excited and crushed the egg”

Druid to our party: “WHO WANTS OMELETS?!”

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Todd Howard noclips into your house and releases Skyrim HD, killing you instantly.

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orestian:
“ eggcup:
“ nflstreet:
“what a cuck
”
>be presidential adviser
>order fellow conservatives to vote for trumpcare
>they all just fucking laugh at me
>tfw
”
>tfw the coup is not as easy as u thought it wud be >pls no bully
”

orestian:

eggcup:

nflstreet:

what a cuck

>be presidential adviser
>order fellow conservatives to vote for trumpcare
>they all just fucking laugh at me
>tfw

>tfw the coup is not as easy as u thought it wud be >pls no bully

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puublack:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

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I am now one of the people getting really mad at food what the fuck is this

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konosuba

chefpyro:

samwritesstuff:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

four idiots accidentally and purposely torture one another for 20 episodes

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i mean

yeah

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It’s Always Sunny in DnD

you know what, that’s it. that’s what it is. you got it.

it’s an Always Sunny fantasy au.

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