Silver Tongue

Mar 25

edmund-burke:
kalarus:
20fuckyourfeelings16:
ummquestion:
jetpack-jenny:
ummquestion:
melodyinn:
So-called natural disasters like hurricanes always attack to the area where non-white people live. It’s a suspicious custom to name them after women’s (or recently also men’s) names.
What do you mean “so-called”? As if Hurricane Matthew was cooked up in a lab somewhere. Are you really going to reach like this? On this good day? Really? Are you this fucking bored with your life?
dont you know? white people merged all their privilege together to create a hurricane specifically to wipe out black people!
Oh shit! I must have bumped my head. I forgot about their ability to do that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is by far the longest reach I have seen on tumblr…
They’re on to us lads!
The KKH
Oh my god Tumblr what the fuck? XD

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strawberryr:

Holy shit. Dav Pilkey dropping truth up in here.

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adurot:

chefpyro:
So when’s Rogue 2 coming out
1977

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charlesoberonn:

the-crazzle-jams:
charlesoberonn:
Favourite Weirdly Specific Cartoon Trope: The characters accidentally straightening the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Alternatively: if it takes place in the past, the characters are responsible for making the tower lean to begin with.
Okay, but also consider:
-Characters accidentally knocking the arms off of the Venus De Milo statue/ knocking the nose off the sphinx
- Characters ending up as models for classical paintings and sculptures, typically the Mona Lisa, the Thinker, the Scream, or a Salvador Dali piece
-Characters actually making those artworks themselves, only for the famous artist to take all the credit for them
All classics.

characters seeing the mona lisa being painted and she has a huge smile but for whatever reason they cause her to only give a slight frown

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weenie-kun:

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professor-maple-mod:

dreadpiratekhan:
arcana-corvus:
rabbureblogs:
spazzeon:
How come “nice guys” say M’lady but wear fedoras?
If you’re saying M’lady you should be wearing tights and a neck ruffle. If you’re wearing a fedora you should be saying like… see here and dame. Classy fedora dudes never said M’lady. Wtf.
And why do they always have katanas? There’s like 5 different time periods in this horrible trope.
This entire post makes me laugh
M'anachronism
m’anachronism
@spazzeon
your post is on my dash again.

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