It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
“A woman suspected of leaking U.S. secrets to a news organization claimed she stuffed a classified report into her pantyhose and walked out of a National Security Agency office in Georgia, mainly because she hates America “like three times a day.”
In their latest filing Wednesday, prosecutors also included a partial transcript of a Facebook chat between Winner and her sister in February.
“Look, I only say I hate America like 3 times a day,” Winner wrote. “I’m no radical. It’s mostly just about Americans obsession with air conditioning.”
Her sister asked: “But you don’t actually hate America, right?”
Winner replied: “I mean yeah I do it’s literally the worst thing to happen on the planet. We invented capitalism the downfall of the environment.”
Winner faces up to 10 years in federal prison if she’s convicted on charges that she printed a classified U.S. report and mailed it to an online news outlet.“
GET THIS WOMAN A CROWDFUNDING CAMPAIGN.
she’s right
Is her name really Reality Winner that’s sick
I’m just saying that “Reality Winner” would be the name of a whistleblower being held in prison in a cyberpunk novel.
“They couldn’t come. They…died.” is the third greatest moment in Spongebob and a literal mastery of writing and humor.
It’s only followed two seconds later by the second-greatest moment in Spongebob where Squidward just lets out a demonic shriek before screaming, “THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!”
And of course, the greatest moment in Spongebob:
“That’s his…eager face.”
Naturally, I’m not including the epic musical number that followed because that’s not a moment, it’s an experience!
(For the record, the fourth greatest moment is the BIG MEATY CLAWS and the fifth is the ‘flag twirlers’ scene. The sixth is the whole scene with Sandy and Patrick, the seventh is the ‘a one, a two, a skiddlididdlidoo’—basically, the first three seasons of Spongebob and the following movie brought hundreds of amazing moments and like 90% of those were in Band Geeks alone.)
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