Silver Tongue

Nov 04

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onion-souls:

foxsgallery:

thesymbolofpeace:

idk whats funnier the concept of tumblr staff hating the userbase of tumblr and purposefully, spitefully fucking up the code whenever possible or staff being so absolutely inept that they just accidentally fuck it up constantly 

It’s the later, someone that used to work for the programming team confirmed it on a workplace review database

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The staff is an inept collection of whoever the hell was desperate for a web development position at the time.

Tumblr: A rotten-through tower of fuck

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itsfuckenpinkbitch:

the-descolada:

acoolguy:

everything about moira is just a ripoff of zenyatta but worse. she heals people with sprays of piss like a maniac when zenyatta heals people with piss still stored in his balls like a gentleman

piss in balls???? pls read a bio textbook D:

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gokuma:

skip-is-tired:

black–twitter:

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Terry Crews is a gift to this world

IMPORTANT UPDATE

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paxamericana:
“ in 20 years: exact same headline, minus the quotation marks
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paxamericana:

in 20 years: exact same headline, minus the quotation marks

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kremeroyale:

gay-jesus-probably:

ierohero:

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week

families of depressed kids in media: okay sweetie we’ve researched depression for ten hours straight and signed you up for therapy and re-arranged your school schedule to be less stressful

actual parents of depressed kids: look i get you’re sad but someones gotta do the goddamn dishes stop being lazy get up. why didn’t you go to school today, what’s wrong with you, you’re such a burden on this family.

Therapists in the media: *understanding head tilt*

My real live therapist whom I adore: Natalie, that is the DUMBEST thing I’ve ever heard.

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chezgorman:

atomi-cat:

faranae:

cherryistired:

symbio-ratio:

mathriseheaven:

my favourite moment in undertale is this btw

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cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun

FUCKING–

HOE FID PEOPLE NOT REALIZE THIS

W H A T

HOW HAVE I  BEEN A FAN OF THIS GAME FOR THIS LONG AND NOT REALIZED THIS.

AS IF I NEEDED MORE REASONS TO LOVE THIS GAME. XD

I JUST NOW UNDERSTOOD THIS

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filibusterfrog:
“prospit gamz
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filibusterfrog:

prospit gamz

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