me:
ok just give me the name of the place or the address and i can find it no problem
old person:
you go down the road for exactly 9 intersections and turn left
me:
the address
old person:
you're gonna go down that road for about the length of six football fields until you come to a grey building, turn there
me:
the address
old person:
that'll take you into the woods, you're gonna want to take a turn at every elm tree you see-- i trust you know how to identify elms
me:
address
old person:
by then you will have reached the gnome encampment, their chief will give you a lantern that will help you on your quest, but only after you help him find his magic beans,