apparently a large number of super mario fanboys are upset that ppl are shipping pauline with peach because it’s “mean to mario”, “excludes mario”, or “hurts mario’s feelings”. now i don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but mario isn’t real. i know it’s hard to accept, but it’s true. also peach and pauline are canonically lesbians so they wouldn’t date him anyway!
“Also peach and pauline are canonically lesbians”
[Citation Needed]
of course, here you go!
mario is also a huge asshole. who cares about his feelings?
here’s the receipts.
when luigi won at tennis and mario comes in to make him feel like a bitch
mario hitting yoshi on the head:
Mario usurping a figure of power in a foreign land in the middle of a civil war
and dont forget that in delfino plaza, he defaced the whole island with a paint like substance, polluting their beautiful home and endangering their way of life. how can one not be aware of what is going on?
If it takes a thousand arrests of our actors, musicians and writers to reinforce inappropriate sexual behaviour isn’t acceptable I’m very good with that.
If TV shows end, studios close, bands fall from the charts to prove that the vulnerable are not there to be used and discarded and not believed.
when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this
Reblog if you love Jesus and his terrible scythe-like bible.
reblog if you love jesus and his terrible scythe-like bible ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
