Silver Tongue

Nov 03

girlfriendluvr:

siluscrow:

girlfriendluvr:

apparently a large number of super mario fanboys are upset that ppl are shipping pauline with peach because it’s “mean to mario”, “excludes mario”, or “hurts mario’s feelings”. now i don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but mario isn’t real. i know it’s hard to accept, but it’s true. also peach and pauline are canonically lesbians so they wouldn’t date him anyway!

Also peach and pauline are canonically lesbians

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of course, here you go!

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mario is also a huge asshole. who cares about his feelings?

here’s the receipts. 

when luigi won at tennis and mario comes in to make him feel like a bitch


mario hitting yoshi on the head:

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Mario usurping a figure of power in a foreign land in the middle of a civil war

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and dont forget that in delfino plaza, he defaced the whole island with a paint like substance, polluting their beautiful home and endangering their way of life. how can one not be aware of what is going on?

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misskitkatcupcake:

If it takes a thousand arrests of our actors, musicians and writers to reinforce inappropriate sexual behaviour isn’t acceptable I’m very good with that.

If TV shows end, studios close, bands fall from the charts to prove that the vulnerable are not there to be used and discarded and not believed.

Tear it all down…. it’s built on rot

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local-goblin:

misanthropicdanskjavel:

local-goblin:

when tumblr’s weekly malfunction kicks in and you’re not sure if posts aren’t loading correctly or if there’s a new wave of nihilism memes circulating around so you get stuff like this

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this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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tjpones:
“ evehlyart:
“ A Pregnant Birb
I’ve drawn Fluttershy’s offspring before, but never drew a pregnant Fluttershy. So here ya go! She very pregnant.
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tjpones:

evehlyart:

A Pregnant Birb

I’ve drawn Fluttershy’s offspring before, but never drew a pregnant Fluttershy. So here ya go! She very pregnant.

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bubbled-dreams:
“ ouranhost222:
“ bubbled-dreams:
“This is my original Overwatch hero concept, Buffyatta
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EXPERIENCE THESE HANDS
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okay i think this is my favorite response on this yet, thabk u
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bubbled-dreams:

ouranhost222:

bubbled-dreams:

This is my original Overwatch hero concept, Buffyatta

EXPERIENCE THESE HANDS

okay i think this is my favorite response on this yet, thabk u

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haiku-robot:

contraband-sequin-headband:

Reblog if you love Jesus and his terrible scythe-like bible.

reblog if you love
jesus and his terrible
scythe-like bible



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

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napalmarts:
“Holy fuck, what year is it again?
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napalmarts:

Holy fuck, what year is it again? 

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