I told my boyfriend that he looks like a sexy Luigi and now I’m locked out of the house. Luckily I anticipated this and charged my phone so I can keep sending him hot pics of Luigi for several hours if need be
promo all your work in haiku so that maybe haikubot sees it
how dare you say that? i only gave free advice and you insult me
how dare you say that i only gave free advice and you insult me ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
The Chemicals In The Water Made Me Gay And The Chemicals In The Sky Made Me Trans. Now I’m Shoveling Handfuls Of Dirt Into My Mouth To See What The Soil Chemicals Will Do