I was in a mall with my friend and then suddenly his watch started beeping and I asked him why he had an alarm set for 3:00 and he told me that it was because it was Wendy’s time. Immediately after, we found a Wendy’s and when we walked in, all the employees were chanting “Wendy’s time” and it sure was something.
sometimes i worry about the people on this website and their weird experiences and then i notice their username
sometimes i worry about my willingness to shrug off stories like that like “eh it’s wendy’s, weird shit happens there”
Ghost NPC: This necklace belonged to my daughter. How did you find it? Bard: My… boss gave it to me
DM: The ghost does not believe you, and you sense that she’s disappointed in you for lying Bard: I’m sorry, I just…. I’m nervous because… Bard: …. Because you’re so beautiful!
DM: It’s a GHOST DM: It’s a hooded figure, nothing but darkness and glowing amber eyes!
Bard: Does it work or not DM: [sighs]…. NPC: You can do better than an old bird like me Bard: Well baby, I’m a den hunter DM: You feel a wave of heat from the ghost
mbmbam prides itself on being an advice podcast that doesnt give advice but tbh their policy of “if a woman cannot literally run away from you (aka she’s at work, on the bus, in an elevator, etc) you CANNOT ask her out” is like top 10 best rules ever
