Silver Tongue

Nov 01

higashikatajoshuu:
advanced-procrastination:
just-shower-thoughts:
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.
Good news, though: whoever fucked it up did in fact get stabbed.

(via mbulteau)

the-taang-is-real:

likerhinestones:
I really enjoy the irony that in the avatar universe typically:

firebenders/people from the fire nation seem cold and keep their emotions hidden

waterbenders/people from the water tribes are hotheaded and passionate

earthbenders/people from the earth kingdom are lighthearted jokesters

airbenders/people from the air temples are grounded and level headed
OMG HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

(via the-nerdy-reindeer)

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vonisv:

nentindo:
imagine George W. Bush with a bunch of papers, trying to work in a post-9/11 country, while on the other side of the world at the exact same time, Bin Laden is fucking emulating Yoshi’s Island in a cave
The Onion told us and we didn’t listen

(via gearholder)

Family Guy Kin

lameforger:

mariowiki:
emergency-broadcast-system:
ashloveshispikachu:
ashloveshispikachu:
mariowiki:
omfsean:
mariowiki:
✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow
✦Stewies DON’T interact
✦Looking for my Peter ♡
no
Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back
about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time
What the fuck happened here on this day
bitch WHAT

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)

tf2chainz:

when theres a lot of work left to do but ur shift is over

(via revscarecrow)

bismuthtrioxide:

thefreemanmd:
kramergate:
iwilleatyourenglish:
kramergate:
when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that
this voice line was deemed inappropriate and not included in the Russian translation of the game
there is no heterosexual explanation for that
Yes there is. Kill count, like Legolas and Gimli.
ah, the heterosexual friends, Legolas and Gimli.

(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

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