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me getting ready to go out
someone who does photoshop reverse this
Me getting home from work
(Source: monsterman, via dan-mcneely)
@anactualeggcute things to call your girlfriend:
1. sugar
2. honey
3. flour
4. egg
5. 1/2lb butter
6. stir
7. pour into pan
8. preheat to 375°
(via vampywe)
he’s become too powerful
this looks like it could be a French Revolution portrait of the third estate
(Source: himbofisher, via gearholder)
im going to have a stroke
goodBYE
Imagine writing a character who can’t understand Taco Bell level spanish
you know that experiment where that person saw if they could live in walmart for a week? that but taako tries to live in fantasy costco
#he climbs up onto a shelf he shouldnt be on #shoves everything off of it#stretches out seductively on his side #and made direct eye contact with garfield the entire time #garfield drums his fingers but cant tell him to leave bc its open 24/7
(via bloodsbane)
you know what would be nice? asexual characters. You know what would be nicer? People respecting those characters aceness and not ignoring it.
you know what would be nice? aromantic characters. You know what would be nicer? People respecting that those characters are aro and not ignoring it.
(via thatsthat24)
(Source: bitch-u-knew, via thatsthat24)
