Silver Tongue

Mar 20

goytears:
you: i enjoy drinking milk
me, pouring a ring of salt around myself: mhm yeah that’s totally understandable…
me: *bursts through your salt circle with my superior, reinforced skeleton*

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the mcelroys emerged in the mainstream exactly when they needed to

scotchtapeofficial:

imagine, if you will, how we would have handled them in 2012

They would treat every monster like the onceler and combine car boys, adventure zone and MBMBAM into car brothers zone

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ktae:

ragesyndrome:
ragesyndrome:
i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times

I still believe that he really loves garlic because prof quirrells turban smelled like garlic and he claimed he stuffed garlic in it to keep vampires away so I can 100% believe that the entire time during the events of philosophers stone, voldemort was just munching on garlic inside quirrells turban

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kumagawa:

its a straight bee…not a gay bee

LGBeeT

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ohshititsmama:

thegrandweebofedenderry:
thelovelytrixie:
swimmingpo0l:
if you remember this you survived a dark ass time
DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.
I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

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[video]

Are you ready for some hardcore asexual action?

the-queen-is-off-duty:

Bed-sharing while holding hands and wearing underwear

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fallout3gameoftheyearedition:

golfgalaxy:
how do i stealth kiss my wife

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trenchgun:

(u hear banging on ur window at 3:47 am and u look outside and this is standing there)

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