Silver Tongue

Nov 01

when you accidentally make a typo in a group chat and everyone starts repeating it

“Barry’s name was originally Sildar Hallwinter” taken very literally. Walk with me.

momnar:
Sildar Jean Hallwinter. A stuffy name that belonged to great grandpa. “Jean” said all fancylike as in “Jean Valjean”.
Heck it. That’s a mouthful. Parents called him “Darry”. Darry Jean Hallwinter.
Misspelled as “Barry” on his introductory IPRE nametag. It stuck as a joke, then became the only thing people knew him by. Barry Jean Whatshisface.
Haha “Bluejean”. Cause he wears Bluejeans all the time. It’s hilarious.
Barry J. Bluejeans.
#i’m fucking yelling good god #he just starts introducing himself as barry bluejeans by the time he gets to ipre #then at he and lup’s wedding #‘do you take sildar hallwinter to be-’ #‘do i take fucking WHOM’
I’m dying

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Oct 31

lock your doors and cross yourselves, we are in the presence of

skarchomp:

NOSFERRETU

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lightsintheskye:

My dogs Halloween costume if anyone was curious

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me: yea if self aware robots were a thing i'd totally respect them as equals
also me, to my virus-laden driver-deprived laptop: mmmmmmmmmmm u r a hungee boy *installs a bunch of free mahjong solitaire programs*

jwblogofrandomness:

October 31st, 11:59 PM:
Originally posted by disneyskellington
November 1st, 12:00 AM:

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mammafairchild:

cutekittensarefun:
My aunts cat just sits here and watches me every time I come around
@softfallshadow

@moonpaw

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