Silver Tongue

Feb 14

saltycharacters:

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This is why Queen asks Kris to drive the car

Based on this

(via thatneoncrisis)

who-needs-words:

the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone:

HE CAN DO ALCHEMY

CHOCOLATE MAN MADE A LOVE POTION

(via bloodsbane)

millin21 asked:

Newtwo and Newtwo walking in "sweetie?/child. What do you have there?" Huey and Pig holding the stone sealing a thousand malevolent spirits while alsp balancing a beverage together. "A smoothie."

xxtc-96xx:

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what? What’s weird about this Newtwo?

ajanisapprentice asked:

Metwo: In his island lair, planning his strike back against humanity. Also Mewtwo: tending to the island's garden to make sure the plants are healthy so he has food for the trainers who show up because PRESENTATION DAMN IT

xxtc-96xx:

“I need to put a tarp over the grapes because the sun is HOT!!! ARE the apples RIPE YET??? I need to sew this fashionably appropriate dress to match the AESTHETIC!!”

-Mewtwo running around in the same method as Chris Fleming

you know the one XD

Feb 13

yardsards:
“queer-google-searches:
“sailor–spoon:
“ slimetony:
“ Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
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Why is this back on my dash in 2018
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Why is this back on my dash in...

yardsards:

queer-google-searches:

sailor–spoon:

slimetony:

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

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scraps-is-busy:
“Back to Playing Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. Because I hate myself. Thank you.
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scraps-is-busy:

Back to Playing Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly. Because I hate myself. Thank you.

catsudeku:

gwengrimm:

flugelwhisper:

catboy-elias-bouchard:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

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a productive what now?

like I’m sorry but this is so funny it is causing me to lose my life. “we are all living through a global pandemic, nobody has any money, our democracies are horrifically morally bankrupt and our world is dying. here’s how to break down spiritually in a palatable and socially-approved way!”

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… I consider myself a pretty emotionally constipated person but jesus christ

“Sorry, I’m afraid I can’t have a meeting at 4 today because it conflicts with my crying session”

“Sorry, I have my weekly spiraling panic attack at 2pm tomorrow. Would Wednesday be okay for you?”

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I mean…

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(via jestre)