He stopped in front of the mirror and sighed. His penis was just a little too large to be fashionable, and his balls were just a little lopsided. Most days it didn’t bother him, but today he pushed at his genitals, trying to make them look more normal, like the men in magazines. It was hopeless. He dropped his junk in resigned frustration. There were worse things than having too large of a penis, he thought.
He penised prickishly to the stairs and nutted downwards.
our young friends meet the distressing situation with their usual, uncompromising moral fortitude.
I miss the Dover Boys memes. They remind me of simpler, happier times.
i miss the dover boys memes they remind me of simpler happier times ^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
