Silver Tongue

Oct 29

higharollakockamamie:

skazuhira-miller:

skazuhira-miller:

skazuhira-miller:

when a dude’s got a nice ass but you gotta keep your straight ™ street cred 

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does it tho

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BUT ONLY IF I WAS A CHICK,

Dudes In Denial About Metal Gear Gay is my favorite GameFAQs forum subgenre. 

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almondkittie:

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peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons:

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egaylitarian:

cheshireinthemiddle:

mizumanta:

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plainolddope:

peoplegettingreallymadatcartoons:

spongebob critical

spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????

Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.

Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.

Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.

Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????

Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.

Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.

Bubble Buddy killed a man.

Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.

he did??

No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!

I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!

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“now what?”

“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“

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Originally posted by achingtentacles

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I heard that!!!

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troubledminnesotan:
“ Something that’s been stressing me lately.
Stop being so interested in my sex life or lack thereof
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troubledminnesotan:

Something that’s been stressing me lately.


Stop being so interested in my sex life or lack thereof

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incorrect-bnha:

Bakugou [about Todoroki]: Half-and-half, my arch nemesis.
Midoriya: I thought I was your arch nemesis.
Bakugou: I have a life outside of you, Deku.

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lemondemon:
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lemondemon:

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tripropellant:

airsthetic:

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feanorus-rex:

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feanorus-rex:

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feanorus-rex:

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feanorus-rex:

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feanorus-rex:

tripropellant:

feanorus-rex:

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feanorus-rex:

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feanorus-rex:

baku:

tripropellant:

i never want tumblr to end. this website is like the internet equivalent of a huge mall where you can run around and do whatever you want and there are no laws

no laws? the fuck? i wanna be on the website you’re on. my experience of tumblr is that if you break even a minor law you get executed publicly 

However you are allowed to steal stuff, and if you don’t support shoplifting, you’re transphobic. 

feanorus rex i am not transphobic and i dont steal anything. i dont appreciate libel on here

I was joking. The tumblr ‘shoplifting fandom,’ (Yes, that is a real thing) says that people who don’t support stealing are transphobic bc trans people need to steal makeup to live. 

Simply Don’t appreciate any of whatever you just said to me. Don’t “joke” or whatever you call it here again. Now… godbye

you’ve never heard of the tumblr shoplifting fandom? or their ridiculous justifications? 

^ exactly what i expected. dont feed the Tumblr Trolls people.

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i got juice in my mouse and i cant click the links

Jezebel.com:

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rebrn.com:

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The Daily Dot

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Knowyourmeme:

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The ‘anti lifting= transphobic post:

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pictures wont load i think my internet is slow. can you reblog again and type out the text from the articles/posts yourself

yeah, the first one says, “It’s too bad that you accused someone of fabricating the tumblr shoplifting fandom, she went and found sources and you panicked and invented progressively more ridiculous excuses.” 

^ so again you prove my point…

it seems pretty convenient that you can’t access any of my sources. just search ‘#shoplifting fandom,’ on here, or is your ability to search some how broken too? 

i dont know why you would say it is convenient. im the one with the mouse with juice in it. it is very inconvenient for me

how are you clicking on anything if your mouse is broken? 

spare mouse

then click on the links i provided? or search, ‘#shoplifting fandom’ on tumblr?? 

hm… not a bad idea… can you post the links again though? my spare mouse does have working clickers but its scroll wheel is totally fried (milk accident) and i can’t scroll up to the links

The tumblr shoplifting fandom isn’t smth I agree with, but it does exist. (Source 1) (Source 2) (Source 3)  (Source 4)

Here’s a post making the “anti shoplifting= transphobia claim

Your original post mentioned a mall, so I thought of the lifting fandom, and decide to reblog with a satirical comment.

i just spilled some olive oil (extra virgin of course, i wouldn’t settle for anything else) on my spare mouse and the clickers just stopped working. could you post some screenshots of those articles or something

What the fuck “I spilled olive oil”

yeah, i use the good stuff. mock me for it all you like.

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atthefrozenhorizon:
“Pic I did of the 30 min art challenge.
Pip as Pip for nightmare night.
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atthefrozenhorizon:

Pic I did of the 30 min art challenge.

Pip as Pip for nightmare night.

kazzarole:
“ “bad luck
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non-animated version
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kazzarole:

bad luck

non-animated version

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