Your kid calls you into their room one night, “There’s something under the bed.” You go down to check it out and upon inspection see your child under the bed and they whisper “I think theres a monster on the bed.”
“Knock it off and go to bed.” My children are twins. They’ve done this every day for a week. I’m tired.
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self care is [incredibly unhealthy behaviour] and [implausible feat]
Self care is blaming yourself for your parents death and taking on multiple opponents in unarmed combat whilst dressed as a bat.
so this is why this post has eighty fucking thousand notes
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Dan is a man of wise words lol
[video]
Thank you @nightinthewoodsgame team for making such an amazing experience.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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let vriska say cuck!!!!!!!!
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Damm! i still could play hours of BoTW. What an amazing game.
OBJECTION
there are seven objects in the pan but you can only put in five
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- Me (DM) after three hours in which the rouge failed one check after another and the rest of the party was focused on a mousehole.
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