Silver Tongue

Mar 15

lizardmusic-deactivated20171120 asked: wait, is that?? di you get BOTW?????

clearly it’s dark souls. I mean

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cdeductionswiththedoctor:

faensoundslikefun:

faensoundslikefun:

My bro just came prancing into my room with a Burger King crown. We don’t have Burger King in Belgium. He drove all the way to the Netherlands.

help this wasn’t supposed to be such a popular post

its funnier to americans because in Europe you can just drive to another country for burger king

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Dark Souls II (2014)

Dark Souls II (2014)

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fun fact

narwhalsarefalling:

cheap-pink-mints:

narwhalsarefalling:

cheap-pink-mints:

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transcoranic:

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squirrelstone:

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lam-baka:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

this is amazing thank you

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

likeadamnfiddle:

edgebug:

thesarahsaurusrex:

edgebug:

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time*
me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent*
me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

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scraps-is-busy:

danguy96:

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my-politics-sideblog:

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chanw00kpark:

The Great Wall flopped…

Iron Fist is getting trashed…

The trinity will be complete when Ghost in the Shell fails hard.

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, wonderful. you assholes made a film whose cast was 99% Asian flop, because you didn’t like the fact that a white guy was on the poster.

now, it will be even harder for hollywood to make films with Asian casts because, “well, we tried, and it didn’t work”

Especially since it was directed Yimou Zhang, a fantastic Chinese director. Well done, we pretty much just said that we don’t want Chinese film industry movies over here…

actually it flopped in the US. in China it did really well to the tune of 171 million. So literally the only message sent is that US audiences won’t watch movies with Asians in them.

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Also, Iron Fist has always been a white guy who was taught ancient martial arts, and the only people who seem to be trashing are people who don’t know jack and shit about comic books, think every Asian person in the world knows martial arts, or a combination of the two.

Funny that the gif OP decided to use was from Kill Bill. AKA: A movie about an American slaughtering tons of Asian people with a katana that borrows heavily from Chinese movies and action stars. Heck, the bride wore a yellow and black outfit similar to one Bruce Lee wore. 

Clearly there is no sense of irony here. 

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swarnpert:

dannyfenton:

swarnpert:

CAN GHOSTS GO INTO SPACE

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thank you

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