Silver Tongue

Mar 15

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commentsense888:
“If you ever code something that “feels like a hack but it works” by CharlesEllery https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5zksrb/if_you_ever_code_something_that_feels_like_a_hack/?utm_source=ifttt
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commentsense888:

If you ever code something that “feels like a hack but it works” by CharlesEllery https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/5zksrb/if_you_ever_code_something_that_feels_like_a_hack/?utm_source=ifttt

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sigmatique:
“ >REPOSTING THIS  “I’m still so proud of this so I might as well repost it and hopefully I don’t delete my blog again. L M oa (x)
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“ >Commissions
>Art tag
>Patreon
>Redbubble
>Society6
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REBLOGS > LIKES ”

sigmatique:

>REPOSTING THIS

I’m still so proud of this so I might as well repost it and hopefully I don’t  delete my blog again. L M oa (x)


>Commissions
>Art tag

>Patreon
>Redbubble
>Society6

REBLOGS > LIKES

(Source: sigma-skull, via ryukodragon)

loony-b:

loony-b:

loony-b:

I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!

WHAT

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toomanyfandomstocountcx:
“ greeedybastard:
“ diggly:
“ mamacastiel:
“ why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it....

toomanyfandomstocountcx:

greeedybastard:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

The ides of March have come

(Source: zero1infinity, via adurot)

feitanswife:
“ sailurmars:
“ mycroftrh:
“ gerbthenerd:
“Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
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Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of...

feitanswife:

sailurmars:

mycroftrh:

gerbthenerd:

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing!  The best thing is: he’s right.

The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia.  This is their flag:

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The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.

Here are some of their stamps:

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They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.

And, indeed - they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country.  (Second link.)

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

WHAT

question, how much does it cost to immigrate there?

(Source: will-o-the-worm, via thetimeisneveright)

runcibility:
“I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread
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runcibility:

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

(Source: weirdness-is-good, via gearholder)

rosexknight:

“This TV isn’t 4K it doesn’t say it on the box I ordered a 4K!”

“Yes ma'am sometimes they don’t put them on the box but you picked up the TV and that was the one you ordered. If it wasn’t it wouldn’t have let me pick it up.”

“I understand but what if it’s not 4K.”

“I’m looking at your order and the specs of the TV on it right now and it’s a 4K. It’s the one you ordered.”

“But what if when he ordered it he put it in wrong and it’s not a 4K?!”

“Ma'am did you order [this] TV?”

“Yes.”

“And on the pickup sticker on the box does it list that same TV?”

“Yes.”

“Then the TV that you got is the same TV you ordered.”

“Okay I understand what you’re saying but what if they ordered me the wrong TV?! It’s crazy that they won’t list on the box that it’s a 4K how do we know if it IS one?!”

Well good golly gee I just have no idea…

[video]

postmarxed:
“Finally a conservative version of here’s how Bernie can still win
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postmarxed:

Finally a conservative version of here’s how Bernie can still win

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