Silver Tongue

Feb 12

Anonymous asked:

Going down on a girl after bottom surgery, call that Bluetooth because she doesn't have a dongle anymore

maamlet:

you sending this on anon makes you one of historys most incredible unknown poets

itspileofgoodthings:

my dad taught me history in high school (all girls, private, catholic school) and one of my absolute favorite things about him was that, unlike every other teacher I had, he was never calm when a bee or, more accurately, a hornet or yellowjacket, flew in the window. he would stop whatever he was doing, reach for a book or rolled up piece of paper, and say with great dramatic flair, “ladies, the enemy is here.”

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fairyarmour:

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My third and final contribution to @zelink-fanzine, the stickersheet!

I loved brainstorming what items in each game represented the bond between the pair that was unique to that game (with bonus Hilda and Ravio 😉) and y’know, managing to squeeze plants in even into this.

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notanecoterroristbaeddeldotcom:

bloodytales:

This is the cutest thing!

oh jesus christ that’s adorable

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lycheeloach:

I hate to hand it to wheatley but imo one of the funniest moments in the portal games is “ah’m speakin’ in an ACCent that is beyond her range of HEARing”

There is just so much going on in such a short period of time

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jame7t:

beyond-a-name:

jame7t:

seyvetch:

jame7t:

had a catboy moment at the farmer’s market :(

why are you sad about that :(

no survivors :(

Except you, obviously. Fucking idiot

meows sweetly & skitters towards you at frightening speeds

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nocakeno:
“ jessiphia:
“ laughcentre:
“ insidethevalley:
“ the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
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this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down
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Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in...

nocakeno:

jessiphia:

laughcentre:

insidethevalley:

the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast

this is truly a magnificent beautiful picture of cheese falling down

Its like cherry blossoms cascading from trees in the wind

leaves on the vine, falling so slow
like fragile tiny shells drifting in the foam

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themoonstarwarrior asked:

I just had a thought.....

What if the Huey/Dialga post was actually a dream that Huey had that he accidentally projected to Netwtwo and now she is CONCERN

xxtc-96xx:

ok one more XD

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