The answer is the 50 eagles and 10,000 rats. There’s no other answer. The sheer mass of rats would smother every other animal and the hunter can’t take out 50 eagles with a bolt action rifle.
WHAT is the question!
While I believe they’d win the fight, I’m not sure how successful they’d be protecting you which is the actual question
*seated atop my colossal rat mech with my eagle servitors circling my head in a winged halo* “sorry couldn’t hear you down there”
stardust crusaders has a really good team layout where everyone has defined roles (jotaro’s strength, kakyoin’s long range, avdol’s fire, polnareff’s speed) except they don’t have a healer. which is rectified by the characters having to spend so much time in hospitals and also half of them fucking dying
wait. hamon can be used for healing. which means that joseph must have been the designated healer. but not fucking once did that man help the team out in any fucking way or is even indicated to be able to heal people. but he definitely can. fuck you joseph i fucking hate you
The guy pretended his arm was cut off and launched a god into space. do you really think he cares about healing?
I love the hilarious “Zuko as the avatar” aus and all but guys
Guys.
Azula as the Avatar
Prodigy Azula. The one who firebending came so easily.
Now imagine Azula accidentally airbending or something
Imagine her journey going from the perfect fire nation princess that her dad wanted to being what he wants to destroy
Now imagine 13 year old Morally Righteous Even When It’s Dangerous Zuko learning that his father wants to kill his little sister no matter how horrible Azula is to him
What I’m saying is imagine their ship ending up in the south pole because Iroh stole his niece and nephew and a ship and the three of them are the run from the fire nation
Imagine Azula hating everything about this but meets Katara and despite everything Azula finds herself bonding with water tribe girl because they’re the same age and their moms are gone and their brothers are annoying af
Idk how but the brother and sister teams end up having to travel around the world and teach a very pissy Azula all four elements and how to care about other people
Maybe Sokka and Zuko make out in the background
Anyway I don’t have time to write this but PLEASE IMAGINE THIS WITH ME
Technically they are just for show. Since I can float through magic, which is really easy. I can fly with my wings, but it’s a lot more clumsy. I’m not aerodynamic.
the distortion of “there is potential profit we did not earn” as “there is money we lost” is fascinating and disgusting to me. “megamediaconglomerate lost $1,000,000,000 to piracy this year” is a flat out lie. it is not true. they did not have a billion dollars, that they now do not have. they felt entitled to one billion dollars, that they did not have, and still do not have. it’s an infuriating perversion of the truth
cant believe i lost $1000 when i told some guy at walmart to give it to me and he said no
vast majority of people who pirate would simply not watch the media if they could not pirate. The money that pirates have would never have been the companies in the first place
