good twins
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realistically, you could probably knock out a grey with no effort. without their technology and placed in hand-to-hand combat, those little space fuckers probably aint shit.
No Muscle Mass At All. Weak. Pathetic.
Ugly Feeble Creatures. They Should Fear Us. I Doubt They Can Even Consume Whey.
Interstellar Incels
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When your moirail brings along you and their matesprit.
When you go somewhere with your matesprit but you don’t realize your kismesis is there too.
Add more as you like
When you’re dead inside but you still gotta be the auspistice.
When your moirail finally gets their flush crush.
When two of your quadrants are starting to flush flirt.
TFW you’ve had it up to here with your auspistees.
When your moirail is trying too hard to wingman.
TFW you realize your moirail’s kismesis has a really nice butt.
two versions
highroading the kismesis like
when your moirail decides to do something safe and healthy
when your matesprit is looking especially radiant
Having fun w/ your moirail but then remembering you were supposed to be auspistizing
When your kismesis won’t shut up about their new moirail
When you get in red with your kismesis’s ex matesprit
BUCKET
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Anonymous asked: Amber help, I'm thinking about Jane. its been three seasons and I cant move on
jane troubles.
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This is it, Luigi…
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One Piece is literally about hundreds of people who will die if they fall in the water all thinking”You know what I should do? Become a pirate.”. I cant believe this. thats the worst idea ever
@moonpaw ive barely seen any of this so i dont know. Is it true?
yeah lmao
their solution is having someone who can swim save their ass if they do fall in
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I saw this in my FB feed this morning and it makes me laugh so much every single time.
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