Silver Tongue

Oct 26

midtown120blues:

themathomhouse:

midtown120blues:

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

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Anonymous asked: sollux ampora please? thank you

homestuckbloodswaps:

glitter6ug:

ifihadanocelot:

tiffanarchy:

thinksquad:

businessinsider.com/google-home-mini-accidentally-listening-to-users-2017-10 …

a “bug”

Originally posted by samisoffthewall

is it a bug or a feature………yes

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azurabunny:

qwp:

bacon-man-graham:

qwp:

qwp:

joshua graham has only 301 caps, fucking poor ass, you have 3048390438 guns but no money, probably spent it all on guns

haha no money graham

Why need money when you can pray to the Lord for free

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moonpaw:

u ever think about how jade was raised by a dog and didnt really talk to a real human being till she was probably like, 10

I HC that she would growl and bark even before she was dog tier. that being raised by a dog made her take dog like tendencies and going dog tier only amplified them.

8xenon8:

the scourge sisters, back together! 0::::<

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Oct 25

banshees:

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trustfallz:

when you’re 47 au’s deep into your maladaptive daydreaming and someone forces you back into this threshold of reality by engaging you in social interaction

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