Silver Tongue

Mar 13

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n4ut:

One of my favorite under appreciated lines in Steven Universe is when they’re in the forge and Steven says “It feels like an oven in here,” and Bismuth is like “You think it’s hot now?” And Steven says, with the same fucking inflection, “Yeah, like an oven”

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vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

new netflix show concept:

it’s like jackass, except it’s just me following the step-by-step instructions of different wikihows with unfailing dedication.

“Hi my name’s Molly Anne, and for the next six weeks I’m going to start acting like I’m a mermaid from the movie Aquamarine.”

An episode opens to me yelling in an aircraft that’s spiraling out of control.

“Haha, hey! It’s Molly Anne. Say, have you ever wondered how to

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primadonna-gavin:
“ spoonspoonfork:
“ alskylark:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ dizorthegnome:
“ superpsyguy:
“
In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
” ”
Hold it!
Wikipedia and...

primadonna-gavin:

spoonspoonfork:

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!


Hold it!


Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

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