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Gorillas are actually far weaker than humans physically, but they are stronger emotionally.

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“ A Pizza With The Yolk Still Intact Most pizza fans don’t realize that they’re only eating the “whites” of the pizza. Pizza yolks are almost always separated out before cooking but one daring pizzeria in Poughkeepsie is willing...

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A Pizza With The Yolk Still Intact

Most pizza fans don’t realize that they’re only eating the “whites” of the pizza. Pizza yolks are almost always separated out before cooking but one daring pizzeria in Poughkeepsie is willing to serve the full pizza with the yolk intact.

The pizza yolk, when cooked, is a firm sphere said to taste strongly of truffles or mold, hence its rarity in cooked pizzas. But Paul Pierce of Paul’s Poughkeepsie Pizzeria claims it’s time for the yolk to make a return. “It’s a matter of taste, literally,” says Paul, “With more and more bizarre toppings we thought, ‘why not just keep the yolk inside?’ and so far it’s been very popular.

Paul Pierce’s popular peculiarly prepared Poughkeepsie Pizzeria pizzas prove perfectly that for the daring culinary scientist, experimentation still pays off. We here at FIJMU enjoyed a yolk-in pizza during the interview, and while not all of us enjoyed the strange meal, those who liked the yolk literally “ate it up.”

Sadly both died of bowel obstructions within an hour and Paul Pierce was arrested, pizza yolks having been banned legally by the FDA since 1774.

I work at dominos. i can confirm this.

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“ Art I did for the track ‘Horschestra’ from the Alterniabound album.
Find the post it’s included in >here

chocolatula:

Art I did for the track ‘Horschestra’ from the Alterniabound album.
Find the post it’s included in >here<

I had a lot of fun working on this! There’s one more to come so be on the look out :*

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you lot are fuckin clowning yourselves if you think trolls have tails and they ain’t look like this

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#show us more troll tails jake #reveal..

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ask, @hoplocats… and ye shall receive 

@jakemorph …. More

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more, the people say!! the people demand more!!

@moonpaw a challenger approaches

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I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

“vines for $400 alex”

“the precise amount of money that is not enough for chicken nuggets”

“what is 69 cents”

“Vines for $800 please”

“She won’t hesitate”

“Who is Rebbeca”

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