the best part of Wolfenstein The New Order is when an 80+ year old Polish man drops you at a Nazi controlled checkpoint and tells you, in literally the strongest line delivery in the entire game to “KILL EVERYONE”
the best part of Wolfenstein The New Order is when an 80+ year old Polish woman absolutely vaporises a Nazis head, with a double barreled shotgun, from about 20 yards, through a railing, with a single shot
Aaand another eye close-up! I like head-canoning that Alphys’ iris is actually white-silverish coloured and it’s not just the glasses or excessive sclera.
THIS GUY WAS HITTING ON ME AND MAKING ME SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE, SO I TOLD HIM I HAVE A BOYFRIEND (because he seemed like one of those guys who, whilst they don’t respect women, they do respect another man’s “claim” on a woman) AND HE WAS LIKE “PROVE IT; SHOW ME A PICTURE” SO I SHOWED HIM THE BACKGROUND ON MY MOBILE AND HE BELIEVED ME
THIS IS MY MOBILE BACKGROUND:
I TOLD HIM IT WAS A PICTURE OF MY BOYFRIEND IN COSTUME FOR A PLAY. THANK YOU OSCAR WILDE FOR GETTING THAT FUCKBOY TO LEAVE.
th tru tumblr experience is watching 2 mutuals get together and then break up within the span of a week and having to decide which to unfollow since they both put each other on their rbfs as an abuser
