Silver Tongue

Oct 24

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scotchtapeofficial:
“ comcastkills:
“ actuallykanayamaryam:
“ drifting-in-circles:
“Youtube has a fundamental misunderstanding of who its primary audience is.
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honestly i have to read this as youtube trying to convince its Shareholders that their...

scotchtapeofficial:

comcastkills:

actuallykanayamaryam:

drifting-in-circles:

Youtube has a fundamental misunderstanding of who its primary audience is.

honestly i have to read this as youtube trying to convince its Shareholders that their audience has a lot of money and therefore its possible to turn a profit off the site, even though theyve failed to do so for ages now

everyone should select 1 million and see what happens

youtube, as i rewatch ‘oh yeah mr krabs’ for the twelfth time in a row: hmmm my good sir how many millions or billions do you make per year?

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clientsfromhell:

Client: we’ve got a problem with your invoice.

Me: Really? It’s £500 + VAT [sales tax in the UK, currently 20%]. We agreed on all that, look, here’s the order…

Client: Yes, we’re fine with the £500. We’d rather not pay the VAT.

Me: But… We have to. You contracted for a service, I provided it, you pay my bill plus the government’s tax, I pay the government that tax that you give to me.

Client: Yes, but we were wondering if you could simply claim it as an expense. We’d save the 20% and you’d save your tax as well. It’s a win for everyone!

Me: Uh, that’s illegal. 

Client: A win for everyone!

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tredlocity:
“jailbreak ur robot gf for her birthday
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tredlocity:

jailbreak ur robot gf for her birthday

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joey-wheeler-official:

no-templars-here:

player: that’s not in the rules!

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These kinds of dms deserve old man henderson

Rules lawyer players are the worst dude. the DM is there to make a good story, the rules come secondary.

if the DM is doing their job right nobody should complain about the rulings as long as they aren’t trying to find stupid loopholes in specific wordings.

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