Silver Tongue

Oct 24

honeymoon

• rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand: Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?
• kanaya: Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy
• rose, after about six seconds of typing: Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.
• kanaya: If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With
• rose: Maybe like four?
• kanaya: Hmm
• kanaya: Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five
• rose: You're really stanning these cheap imitations? They're corporate fruit, Kanaya.
• kanaya: Oh But You Were Completely At Peace With Them A Few Minutes Ago When You Thought They Were Just Quote Weird Oranges Unquote
• rose: Listen,
• kanaya: Those Are Tangerines Rose Theyre Two Different Things
• rose: You should have thought to put this in our vows, if it's a genuine dealbreaker.
• kanaya: I Figured It Went Without Saying

giantneuroticgoblin:

julieyumi:

妖魔鬼怪快啲走
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao
“Spirits, demons, ghosts, monsters, quickly leave”

So the words of power were just Uncle saying “get the fuck out”?

(via newbarrk)

kerosene:

k0nahrik:

kerosene:

GOD does anyone remember the rivalry between “fandom/hipster” blogs before it morphed into the dichotomy of “shitpost” and “aesthetic” blogs and then, whatever it is we’re all doing now

we’re all just pissing in our cups right now

we sure are

(via newbarrk)

[video]

cookie-waffle:

hey guys I made more

(via demilypyro)

[video]

[video]

dizorthegnome:

togaydemaru:

eevee-nicks:

Actual line from the players guide. Samus is canonically not afraid of looking silly.

I don’t know why but that just made my day even better than it already is.

(via demilypyro)

Anonymous asked: Xefros and Aradia? Same blood?

daily-xefrostritoh:

[video]