rose, sprawled across the bed, phone in hand:
Siri, are nectarines just peaches for heterosexuals?
kanaya:
Can You Ask Her If Kay Jewelers Has A Refund Policy Also Because Im Starting To Think That This Wedding Band Wasnt My Smartest Buy
rose, after about six seconds of typing:
Custom engraved items are permanent, unfortunately.
kanaya:
If I Offered My Wedding Band To A Humble Nectarine Farmer In Exchange For Her Wares How Many Barrels Of Delicious Valid Fruit Do You Think I Would Leave With
rose:
Maybe like four?
kanaya:
Hmm
kanaya:
Do You Think I Could Persuade Her To Bump It Up To Five
GOD does anyone remember the rivalry between “fandom/hipster” blogs before it morphed into the dichotomy of “shitpost” and “aesthetic” blogs and then, whatever it is we’re all doing now