it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that
i know that like calling yourself a sapiosexual is a joke but i aint ever seen someone say theyre attracted to dumb people lol
I just had a thought
What if sapiosexuals are mischaracterized and the term originated for people who were attracted to individuals far more intelligent than them as a type of weird intellectual dom
academic domination, or an acadominatrix
Please do not enable the weird fucking wannabe daddydom pseudointellectuals
yeah baby call me a pseudointellectual one more time yesssss
You’ve summoned a demon I’m not sure how but you have
this post is good and all but im just gonna throw out there that there are people with a bimbo fetish
So this little kid dressed in a Bumblebee costume came across my dads camaro which is yellow with black stripes and the little kid walked up to it saying “You’re not the real Bumblebee!” And then he slapped the front of the car and right as he did, the car started up because my dad was watching through our security cameras and the camaro can be started remotely. This kid nearly fell as he ran away yelling and it’s great knowing that he’ll probably always remember the day he met Bumblebee.
Honestly I kind of suspect that part of the reason Lup and Barry got the reaper gig was that the Raven Queen looked at the situation and decided, yeah, I would like to have someone on staff who is functionally capable of saying “no” to Taako.
