Silver Tongue

Feb 10

the-dance-of-italy:

transmechanicus:

i-do-not-fangirl-i-fanwoman:

xbubbledumbbx:

sachinmandal:

Vampire amoeba

I looked at the reblogs and died laughing

Considering it appears to be taking Everything, this is less a vampire and more the single cell equivalent of The Thing

(via taffybuns)

Feb 09

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funnytwittertweets:

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toad-soup:

heycrabman:

heycrabman:

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heycrabman:

flintstone testosterone pills when

can we get spongebob estrogen too

yes spongebob estrogen too

(via taffybuns)

marypenelope asked:

Is Ducky Alphys and Undynes daughter then?

askfallenroyalty:

[video]

cockasus:

(via demilypyro)

scraps-is-busy:

FINALLY! A game about animal people with robot bodies. This is my kind of Niche.

[video]

Feb 08

delphinidin4:

shitacademicswrite:

hatingongodot:

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

spite is the best thing in the world. thats how we get to know these absolute losers of history like taejongs shitty horse riding or ea nasirs garbage copper

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