Silver Tongue

Mar 10

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agender-plant:

sharingwritingprompts:

A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs.  She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children.  But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.

“Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-”

“Mom.”

“Uhh…..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I’ve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go….back………why are you crying?”

Grandbabies!!

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dave-corp:
“dabe???
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dave-corp:

dabe???

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thesassycat:
“You can only reblog this today.
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thesassycat:

You can only reblog this today.

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ewokwookie:

You: LeFou will have Disney’s first gay moment.

Me, an intellectual:

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dvadad:

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

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