Me: *tearing up* do you have a culture? A history? Myths? What gods do your people worship, what songs did your parents sing to you at bedtime? Why have your bastions fallen?
[video description: the video begins with a shot of a news channel on a tv screen with the headline, “toilet paper prices expected to go up.” offscreen, a voice says, “aw, shit,” in a southern accent. the camera pans to the speaker, a middle-aged man with a prosthetic arm and leg, as he says, “Here we go again.” the video wavers and a harp sound effect plays to indicate a flashback. the video cuts to the same man behind a truck, holding up a package of toilet paper, his arm and leg obscured by the truck. he says, “Makenzie, I got some!” and then steps out from behind the truck, revealing his prostheses, and says, “But you’re not gonna believe what it cost me.” end video description.]
