Silver Tongue

Mar 08

Pokemon go update is 10/10 totodiles now spawn in my bathroom

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transmothwoman:
transmothwoman:
comedianthrax:
mediumsizedboy:
comedianthrax:
mediumsizedboy:
who was the first funnyman? Nosdrinker?
God.
the world is a tumblr post with 6 billion notes
God gets called out for flooding the Earth
this post isnt really that funny
like its not a bad post but its not that good either
ok

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stanaworshiper:

hungarian:
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
that’s the stuff my best dreams are made out of

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galactibun:

nyaint

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dlcsoundsystem:

I remember this scene differently

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b3nnimarru:

chefpyro:
where’s that 4chan post about anon being a doctor in the dark ages and he takes revenge on a girl who cheated on him by accusing her of being a witch evidenced by the fact that she has a urethra
Found it.

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pecancat:

Her: I like bad boys ;)
Me: Before I play on my Nintendo DS I do not read the health and safety precautions booklet for important information about my health and safety

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slavery:

FUCK.GOV: HACKERS CAN HACK INTO YOUR COMPUTER WITH ONLY A PICTURE OF YOUR CAR KEYS!!
OLD PEOPLE: WHAT!!!!!!!

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