Does anyone actually side with the Legion unironically thinking “Yeah, I’m a hero! I’m doing what’s best for the Mojave”?
Boy, u dumb
Alright so here’s why the NCR is a piece of shit I help out the NCR for a long time. When I arrive at New Vegas, one NCR dude goes “I don’t like you! Give me money, I’m with the NCR”. I decline. He tries to shoot me. I kill him. Three or four NCR people nearby come and start shooting at me. I kill them all. Every NCR dude in the city comes after me and I kill them all. At this point I’m a wanted criminal by the NCR and New Vegas. So yes, I joined the legion, because it was that or join people trying to kill me. Moral of the story? Don’t fuck with postal carriers.
This sounds like one of those fake tumblr stories, but written by one of the Legion’s frumentarii
A bunch of NCR troops wearing “down with freedom” shirts came out of a bus and beat me up
FRIENDLY REMINDER: You are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start
Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”
