pacific rim: i guess if we give one of the jaegers a sword to rip a kaiju apart at some point of the movie it’d look cool as fuck my guys so do it
pacific rim uprising: bitch we gonna have double swords in a single jaeger, a spike hammer in another one and also we gonna give one of the jaegers a motherfucking whip like indiana jones is piloting this shit bc why not now make them square tf up. amazing.
Look, when you start from “we built giant robots to punch giant monsters” there’s nowhere to go but up.
does banksy know that like…prisons still exist? and they’re way more evil than someone who wants to see what their friends are up to online instead of talk to ur boring ass
That is not funny
That is not cute
It is animal abuse
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE
BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE
Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.
You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.
And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate with you and can only wish upon you the most the most painful and awful death imaginable.
I just want to point out that no one is forcing that bird into the chocolate no one pulled the damn thing in Inf act, it fully appears to be waddling into the foundain by its damn self Calm the hell down chocolate is not the same thing as chocolate Its just a bird making a mistake and its fucking funny It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ
Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
God bless the people in the notes who think this is an actual criticism of DuckTales (2017).
I still to this day do not understand the controversy behind safe spaces it’s literally “hey i’d like to be able to go to school without people yelling racial slurs at me” and this is somehow seen as something that is not just basic human decency
people put on diapers and pretended to be babies in public! to protest this!
which is the worst: americans on tumblr that think that they’re the only country that matters or canadians that act like canada is the perfect country
this is a trick question because the real answer is europeans that brag about how much better europe is than the united states for “not having a big racism problem” despite the fact that europeans are the ones that started the slave trade and era of colonization that led to the genocide of indigenous people throughout north america and eventually led to the creation of the united states of america
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
