Silver Tongue

Mar 07

historyjokes:

ma-chi1993:

How many puns can this site create about Julius Caesar’s death?

eh, tu..?

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While You Were Attending To Your Executive Functions, I Was Hyperfocused On The Blade

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one-time-i-dreamt:

unicorns-at-arbys:

theyodelingwalrus:

squandering-flibber:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was on Chopped with a friend and he fucked up so bad that the judges didn’t even eat his food. They just dragged him off stage and beat him with sticks.

I had a dream I was on chopped and I got sneakers in my basket.

Honestly tho getting sneakers seems like something that would actually happen

I had a dream I was on cooks vs cons and the judges were 200% convinced I was a cook, but every time they said it the camera would cut to me doing something stupid like using a colander as a frying pan or trying to cut with the handle of a knife.

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almostdoneloading:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

You could pay Shaq to step on you

I received this submission without any context and for a moment there, I forgot what kind of blog this was and was just genuinely confused

This dream was so bizarre even the blog posting the dreams forgot they post dreams

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hetcharacterof2day:

Heterosexual Character of Today:

Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series

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youth-revengers:

Lol wild idea but what if marvel like,,, stopped turning characters that fought n*zis into n*zis, especially the characters that are Jewish and were created by Jewish people?? Idk crazy idk

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