Silver Tongue

Mar 07

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a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

• young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
• the mom pointing at the kid's burrito: son that is a burrito

• Me: I really want a girlfriend
• God: ummmm ur life already has a gay protagonist, any additional queer characters would be pandering

omegamodecomic:

The End of Omega Mode (Part 1)

It’s the beginning of the end.

This reference has probably been done to death, but I’ve wanted to do it for so long. And now here we are.

If you do not happen to know what the reference here is, I would suggest looking up “cadbortion” or “loss edits”.

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• Me: *pouring fabric softener*
• Brain: drink
• Me: ??? no???
• Brain: smell nice. drink

hello my name is pobular internet artist

freakxwannaxbe:

craspyhome:

dude-of-electricity:

craspyhome:

here is my portfolio

Can someone please explain

y’all are such petty fuckers istg

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